It's Jumuah! (Muslim parody of "Friday")

7 am, waking up for Fajr
Gotta make wudu, gotta pray my sunnah
Gotta make ghusl, Gotta clip my nails,
Looking outside, the sun is rising,
Up the sky, and everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the masjid
Gotta say salam, to the Imam,

Sitting in the first saff, or
chilling in the back saff,
Gotta make my mind up,
Do I want the ajr?

It's Jumuah, Jumuah
Gotta make dhikr on Jumuah,
Everyone is reading Suratul Kahf, Kahf
It's Jumuah, Jumuah
Gotta make dhikr on Jumuah
Everyone is reading Suratul Kahf

Miswaking, Miswaking(Yeah!)
Miswaking, Miswaking (Yeah!)
Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray
Gotta read Suratul Kahf

12:45 the Imam's on the minbar
Talkin bout something like fiqh of zakat
There's whispering, chatterin from the crowd
Don't they know that is haram?

I stand up, you stand up
Prayer's about to start (yeah!)
Foot to Foot, Shoulder to Shoulder
Just don't step on me!

Standing in the first saff, or
Chilling in the back saff,
Gotta make my mind up,
Do I want the ajr?

It's Jumuah, Jumuah
Gotta make dhikr on Jumuah,
Everyone is reading Suratul Kahf, Kahf
It's Jumuah, Jumuah
Gotta make dhikr on Jumuah
Everyone is reading Suratul Kahf

Miswaking, Miswaking(Yeah!)
Miswaking, Miswaking (Yeah!)
Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray
Gotta read Suratul Kahf

Last week I had heart burn (from after Jumuah lunch)
This week I am skipping (on after Jumuah lunch)
I'm on a diet, a veggie diet
Just gonna have some hummus at home

And when I try to leave the masjid, an uncle stops me,
And rubs some itar on my cheeks

--Rap--
Ready, go
Pakistani, Hindustani, Senegalese,
We see them all Jumuah prayer looking for keys
To Jannah, cause that is the goal,
Making dhikr, giving sadaqah, they trying to be whole.
No matter who you are, you gotta come to pray,
Gotta greet your brothers who see in the day,
So put your kufi and roll up yo pants,
It's the day of Jumuah, don't pass up the chance!


It's Jumuah, Jumuah,
Gotta make dhikr on Jumuah,
Everyone is reading Suratul Kahf, Kahf
It's Jumuah, Jumuah,
Gotta make dhikr on Jumuah,
Everyone is reading Suratul Kahf

Miswaking, Miswaking(Yeah!)
Miswaking, Miswaking (Yeah!)
Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray
Gotta read Suratul Kahf

Yeah! Suratul Kahf
It's the Surah of the Cave,
Suratul Kahf

nice song.....alhamdulillah..turn something to islamic way :)